- It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. “Please stand over there so you don’t bother the ugly, over conversational, lonely men that hang out at this bar.”
- You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit. So take your pictures between May and December, but post online Jan thru April to piss people off. Awesome.
- Junk dealers may not make any business transactions with drunk persons. So go take advantage of someone else!