Weird Laws - Virginia

In Virginia

1. Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary. Does sex with the curtains open during the day, count?
2. There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates”.
3. If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations. What is with all these laws across the US preventing sex?
4. Oral or anal sex is prohibited. omg.
5. Police radar detectors are illegal. here too.
6. Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. I would be honking all the time, with as many people as I pass every day.
7. It is illegal to tickle women. thank god!!
8. No animal may be hunted on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2am.
9. You cannot wash a mule on the sidewalk.
10. A person of color may not be outside or within the city limits after 7pm. oh Lord, I hope this is a VERY old law.
11. Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
12. It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks. if you’re stupid enough to do this in ANY state, you deserve to have your car taken out by the train.