- A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. My husband would never go anywhere with me. ;-)
- It is against the law to fish from horseback.
- It is illegal not to drink milk.
- It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
- Birds have the right of way on all highways. So drive a Thunderbird.
- It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
- No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. Duh?
- Women may not swear.
- Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. In a state where it snows?