Weird Laws - Oklahoma

In Oklahoma

1. People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
2. It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
3. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
4. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
5. It is illegal for anyone to take a bite out of another’s hamburger.
6. Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings.
7. Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.
8. Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. (Who would live here????)
9. It is illegal to have sex before you are married. (Again I ask, who would live there???)
10. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.