Sunday, July 4, 2010

Weird Laws - Florida

In Florida

  1. In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit. (guess i won’t be going there.)
  2. In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown. (spaghetti straps it is!)
  3. It is illegal to skateboard with a license. (a drivers license? or a skateboarding license? age requirement?)
  4. In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal. (mooooo!)
  5. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. (naps are for park benches.)
  6. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday, or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. (wtf?)
  7. You may not fart in a public place after 6pm on Thursday. (stupid. just stupid.)

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