Saturday, October 22, 2011

Can YOU use a computer?

I saw this on someone’s FB today, and it fit me to a perfect T. It’s exactly the stuff I say when someone sits down at the computer at work and tries to do something as I’ve walked away for a few. It’s hilarious here, but it’s frustrating as hell sometimes as well.

What I think when I watch someone use a computer:

"What the hell are you doing?"
"WHY would you use Internet Explorer???"
"No... You spelled it wrong."
"OMG you type so slow!"
"Lemme do it."
"Caps lock is on, moron."
"WHY WOULD YOU CLICK THE ZWINKY AD? OMG!"
"Scroll down... FOR THE LOVE UH PONIES SCROLL DOWN!"
"...No no don't double click! Fuck. You double clicked. GO back."
"GO BACK!!!"
"Dude the search bar is RIGHT there."
"OMG go faster."
"I wish I was dead."
"Get the fuck out of your chair and let me do it"

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