Thursday, October 21, 2010

Weird Laws - Massachusetts

In Massachusetts

  1. In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
  2. It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. (Eww. Who the heck does that anyway?)
  3. It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license. (WTF??)
  4. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. (So eat before you show up.)
  5. Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
  6. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

1 comment:

  1. I wonder how you would enforce rule number one? If I were a government official in Massachusetts, I would be totally fine with letting someone ELSE have that job.

    I might have broken number six at some point, but I wouldn't have any way of knowing. I was ASLEEP.