- In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
- It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. (Eww. Who the heck does that anyway?)
- It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license. (WTF??)
- Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. (So eat before you show up.)
- Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.
- Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.