Friday, June 18, 2010

Weird Laws – In California

In California:

  1. In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. (i wonder if there are a lot of arrests because of this.)
  2. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts. (i’ve never seen this law enforced in court.)
  3. It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. (um. please don’t look in my freezer.)
  4. In Pasadena, it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. (even if the secretary and boss are of the same sex?)
  5. In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (why the hell would you want to ride a bicycle in a pool???)
  6. It’s against regulations to let phones ring more than nine times in state offices. (ring? what’s that? the phone doesn’t “ring” when i call the state offices. i get a damn recording in spanish!!)
  7. In Temecula, ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all time. (i break for ducks.)
  8. More than 3,000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd at any one time. (i’m not thinking this is a problem.)
  9. Some Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. (it’s a sad day when laws have to be created in order to allow children to have fun.)
  10. San Francisco prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. (haha @ just the thought of an elephant “strolling” down the street. i’m picturing him doing lots of window shopping.)
  11. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60mph. (so if my car wanted to drive itself, it would be fine if it drove 55?)


  1. Don't be dissin my park, we don't want nobody riding bikes in our pools.

  2. Damn Baldwin Park. It only took me 8hrs to understand the joke. Haha. And I even talked to you about it and STILL didn't get it. Hahahaha.