Saturday, August 20, 2011

Weird Laws - Pennsylvania

In Pennsylvania

  1. It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
  2. It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
  3. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
  4. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
  5. You may not sing in the bathtub.
  6. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
  7. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.
  8. No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”.
  9. You may not catch a fish with your hand.
  10. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
  11. In Morrisville, women need a permit to wear cosmetics.

1 comment:

  1. Have you ever been to Pennsylannia ? They need wierd laws there.