Thursday, August 26, 2010

Forget “What About Bob”. Let’s talk “What About Val”.

  • I was born in November - in the afternoon.
  • I think the juice box may be one of the world’s greatest inventions.

juice box

  • Buying stationary gives me a high.
  • My favorite fruit is strawberries. I do not like kiwi.
  • I want to visit Montana, Egypt, Italy and Sweden. I do not want to go to Spain.
  • My grade school carpool mom loved listening to Mark & Brian.
  • My favorite ‘kid friendly’ joke involves pigs and dirt.
  • I still enjoy watching Little Bear.

little bear

  • I took guitar lessons when I was 11, but did not enjoy them, so I sold my guitar.
  • I’m much more productive in the summer, which further proves my theory that I am solar powered.
  • I think Janet Jackson is overrated.
  • I do not know the correct amount to tip a hairdresser.
  • I believe that “I’m sorry” always sounds better than “I apologize”.
  • I do not know who Jack Johnson is.
  • I prefer Cat Stevens to Sheryl Crow, but I would not like to be named Cat.
  • I do not wear toe rings.
  • I can do the robot.
  • When I don’t think I’ve explained myself as clearly as I could have, I start to over explain and become annoying.
  • Birds of Paradise is my favorite flower.

birds of paradise

  • I am excellent at Spades.
  • I collect clocks.
  • I do not like asparagus. Or broccoli.
  • I like warm weather.
  • I find it difficult to sleep in a moving car.
  • I love Strawberry Shortcake and would love to start a collection again.
  • I like the smell of Brake Kleen.
  • I do not know how to use a Playstation controller.
  • I like crushed ice, not cubed.

crushed ice

  • When I worked at BHS, I was often mistaken for a student.
  • “Winter Wonderland” is one of my favorite Christmas carols.
  • I am very bad at: trusting people, hitting a baseball, and being nice to The X.
  • I must always be singing while I drive.
  • I’ve never been on a boat.
  • Steve Carell is my least favorite actor on the planet for reasons I do not understand.
  • I like the name Sammi.
  • English was my favorite academic subject in college.
  • I once got a 37% on a midterm and my teacher wrote ‘good improvement’. And he was serious. It was.
  • I once shot a guy in the nuts with a bb gun.


  • Pineapple juice is one of my favorite beverages derived from a fruit.
  • I think “The Office” is the stupidest show on television.
  • I once held a job that required me to wear high heels.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • Sometimes I feel bad for the bruised fruit at the grocery store.
  • I believe in karma.
  • Zoo’s make me happy.
  • I’ve never gotten carsick.
  • I love watching Charlie Brown specials.

charlie brown gang

  • I dislike most animals.
  • I like red apples. I do not like green.
  • The previews are my favorite part of the movie theatre experience.
  • I believe that songs on the radio come on as direct signs to me.
  • I have never shoplifted.
  • I dislike it very much when others can’t be happy for me.
  • When at the public library and I see a book I read and loved, I will pull it out on the shelf a little more so it stands out. Librarians must hate me.
  • I hate public speaking.
  • Water skiing scares the crap out of me.
  • The Daytona 500 is my favorite sporting event of the year.

daytona 500

  • I like the window seat.
  • My least productive time of day is morning.
  • I dislike leaving phone messages.
  • The Time Machine (1960) is one of the greatest movies of all time. This is not just opinion - this is fact.
  • I get mad when I think you’re not listening to me.
  • Red popsicles are the best.
  • My worst date involved a man who refused to stop for stop signs.
  • I really like airplanes.
  • I do not email as much as I once did.
  • My favorite color is red.


  • 287 is my highest online bowling score.
  • I get irrationally angry when I watch any of the Law & Order shows.
  • I love my license plate.
  • There are only two people I hate. I hope to not have any more.
  • I regularly think of who would be my “phone a friend” if I ever was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
  • I dislike anything grape.
  • I do not find painting pottery relaxing.
  • One of my favorite board games is Monopoly.
  • I believe Alex Trebek is one of the only people on the planet who looks better with a mustache.
  • I judge books by their cover.
  • There is something about Kevin Costner that forces me to stare at him.
  • I like watching football only for the opportunity to yell loudly.
  • I’ve never broken a bone.

broken bone

  • I dislike haircutting services with lame names like hair4u! or hair today, gone tomorrow!, or hairisma!.
  • If people were parts of a magic trick, I would be the turn. And I’m happy about that.
  • I once had an opportunity to take a picture of The X with his head in a guillotine, but I was preoccupied with watching the trick and missed my chance.
  • I like legos. Still.


  • I am very good at Wheel of Fortune.
  • If I don’t know what to say, I will say ‘hmmm’.
  • My zodiac profile says I’m horny.
  • I have no problem opening my eyes under water.
  • I do not like beer. This is my burden.
  • “Later” is my least favorite way of saying goodbye.
  • I am excellent at putting electronics together.
  • I do not like to eat eggs from chickens I know.
  • When I doodle, I always draw the big cross Frank taught me to draw.
  • I do not like to text in short form: I feel bad writing “ur” instead of “your” or “you’re”.
  • My toothbrush is blue/white.
  • I have been in love a few times but my heart has only been broken twice.
  • I do not like the Beatles.
  • I like crispy/burnt marshmallows.

burnt marshmallows

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