Friday, April 4, 2014

Friday Letters

It’s Friday. Time to write some letters…

Dear RJ : Call me! I’ve been trying to reach you for three weeks and I’m extremely annoyed that your Dad is not allowing you to talk to me. Typical b.s. from him. Ugh.

Dear Jeffy : Thanks for letting me use the camera. I’ve gotten some fabulous photos from it. And I’m not done yet.

Dear Sis and Squid : SS and I are going to start hosting Game Night. Since we all work during the week, and the last thing we really want to do is wake up Thursday morning with a hangover from drinking the night before, we’ve decided on Saturday nights. For now. More details to follow.

Dear McDonalds : Damn you and those golden arches! I have a really hard time driving by you without stopping for a Ranch Snack Wrap (Crispy), and an Unsweetened Iced Tea.

Dear Police : If you’re going to show up at the house of a neighbor, kindly park your entourage in front of the house you’re visiting. When I have to wait ten minutes to pull into my own garage because you’re in the way, I’m annoyed. And I’m not afraid to tell you.

Dear Maria’s Deli : Your Italian Sausage is THE BEEEEEEEEST!!!!

Dear SS : Thank you for taking me to Maria’s for lunch today. Thank you for the ride on your motorcycle. And thank you for just understanding everything. Now stop coming home from work so hyper. You’re making me look bad. Winking smile


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