Tuesday, October 29, 2013


  • I’m anxious for season four of Game of Thrones to start.
  • Grocery shopping is no fun.
  • A 36-year-old man should not be sleeping in the same bed as his daughter. It’s creepy. And disgusting.
  • They’re getting closer and closer to finding Red John. Aren’t you excited? #TheMentalist
  • If I don’t answer your calls or texts, then it’s a pretty good bet I want nothing to do with you. #BuyAVowel
  • It’s okay that I don’t ask for help.
  • I tried to watch Sons of Anarchy. It’s stupid.
  • Toby Keith’s new album “Drinks After Work” is great. Download it. If you need help, let me know.
  • Don’t tell me you want me to be your “other half”, then get into a relationship with someone else. Your desperation makes you smell bad.
  • Stick up for your friends when their crazy ass ex is making a fool of themselves.
  • Drinking alcohol like a fish, is not a turn on.
  • If you almost sideswipe a postal service vehicle, you shouldn’t be driving if you can’t pay attention.

Okay, enough randomness for today. Happy Tuesday!

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