Monday, August 5, 2013

Weird Laws–Tennessee

In Tennessee

  1. It’s a crime to share your Netflix password. Why does the government care who I share my passwords with?
  2. You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. Whales in Tennessee? Yeah, that’s common.
  3. Hollow logs may not be sold. Why? Cause you’ll hide something in them the government can’t see?
  4. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Apparently in some states, they don’t use fishing poles.
  5. Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. Well, that settles it. I’ll never live in Tennessee.
  6. Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging. Stealing a horse? Is that easier than stealing a car? Cause here in LA, we steal cars.
  7. Interracial marriages are illegal. Just one more reason we’re not anywhere near being over this stupid race thing.
  8. Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor. Tattooing a minor should be child abuse and punishable by HUGE fines and/or jail time. Children today are fucked up enough. We don’t need parents taking their kids to get tattoos and tans at the age of seven.
  9. Skunks may not be carried into the state. Please keep them on a leash.

1 comment:

  1. Very timely post.

    I am heading to Tennessee this morning and will be there till Saturday.

    I'll have to leave my lasso at home but where did I lay that dang harpoon gun.