Tuesday, February 12, 2013

50 reasons to have sex

Just sayin'....
  1. because you can't get to sleep
  2. make up sex
  3. break up sex
  4. your friend told you about a new position
  5. revenge
  6. rebound
  7. paratrooping
  8. nothing good on tv
  9. because you're in a hotel
  10. curiosity
  11. it's raining
  12. it's halftime
  13. diet/exercise
  14. celebrate recent weight loss
  15. you finally got the chance to show your childhood bed some action
  16. prom night
  17. you're already at their place and don't want to have to move your car
  18. show off new lingerie
  19. celebrate major victory by favorite team and/or political candidate
  20. your chance to do it in a specific location (ex: airplane, burger kind, bathroom)
  21. to prove we're not in a rut
  22. stress relief
  23. just shaved legs
  24. forgot to buy a birthday present
  25. "lets get it on" by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio
  26. celebrating the joy of life after a near death experience
  27. your one chance with a celebrity
  28. time an egg
  29. to avoid cleaning, studying or doing work of any kind
  30. she wants to
  31. it's cold outside
  32. cheer someone up (pity)
  33. keeping up with the neighbors
  34. your roommate is out of town and you can do it on the couch
  35. some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that i'm not/we're not/you're not prego
  36. practice
  37. they have air conditioning and you don't
  38. because he/she is from one of the country you haven't had sex with a person from yet
  39. "damn, your calves look good in those shorts" sex.
  40. called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway
  41. because she looks like your super hot cousin and this is the closest it'll ever get to being okay.
  42. breaking in a new apartment
  43. because he said he loves you and you're not ready to say it back yet.
  44. wingman diving on the friend grenade.
  45. your condoms are about to expire
  46. it's getting a little hard
  47. miscommunication (creates sex)
  48. to reinforce good behavior (such as shaving, dental hygiene)
  49. to change the subject
  50. love