In Nebraska
- In Omaha, barbers are forbidden from shaving their customers’ chests.
- In Waterloo, barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7am and 7pm.
- It is illegal to pilot a plane while drunk. (Duh!)
- If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
- It is illegal for a bar owner to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
- It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
I am all for number one.
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